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Helping a blond lose weightA blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
| Hello everyone. Haven't talked ina while. well there's not much going on. Just doing basketball this summer. well i'm totally bored. so talk to you later. | | |
| The Joke of the week is going to be a blonde joke, so here you go.
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
So anyway Star wars comes out in 5 days, i am so excited!! I'm not like a star wars freak i just like the movie. Talk to you later!!!11
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| So anyway i am at the library, yes arielle the library, and i am looking for books on the holocaust. It made me nautious when i looked at them.Well, yesterday my family went to the tigers game, but it was cancled!!!!!!!! i was so mad, we went all the way out there to just get rained on, and i missed america's next top model!  well for the joke of the week you are going to have to wait for it because i don't know one yet. see ya!!!!!!!!1 | | |
| today it was ok. my brother is being annoying as usual. And i can't fail to mention this, Courtneys car broke down and i have to be here 2. Ha!Ha!Ha! Well i found out a lot of things today that i can't tell you. i don't have much to say so i guess i will see you. And the joke of the day is. You're Mother( which i say) is so big that when she turned aroud once it was her birthday again. the other, your mothers so ugly when she entered a fashion show she lost to the floor. (Big laughs!!!!!!!!) Well se you honey! | | |
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Well today was ok. I had a few goog laughs. Like in chapel that video was hilarious. Its Amani's birthday today. She came over to go to church. We watched mean girls. It's hilarious!!! I am at the library right now. SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! stop talking i'm trying to concentrate. Well anyway.(Joke of the day) On the first day of high school a freshman went to his first class. A sarcastic teacher asked the class," if any of you are idiots please stand up." After a long pause finally the freshman stood up. The teacher asked," Why do you say you are an idiot." Then the student said," i don't, i just felt bad because you were standing up alone." Well see ya'll later. I'll be at church!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
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